Liberal Heads will Explode in the First 100 Days of Obama

Now that Barack Hussein Obama II has been elected as the next President of the United States of American, and the long suffering frustrations of the multitudes of liberal causes been heard, you would think that the left leaning mouth pieces change their election style rhetoric. However, you can't turn on the national news, watch one of the useless talking head shows or read any of the mainstream news rags without having to endure the continuing pathetic chant of how bad things have been for the past eight (8) years (i.e. code word for the Bush administration).

Wake up liberals - YOUR GUY WON!! and NOW, YOU HAVE TO GOVERN.

So, what happened or more important to most of your causes, what didn't happen the past eight (8) years is no longer relevant. The real question before the spellbound liberal crowd is what your new leader is going to do in the next four (4) years. Or, probably of more entertainment value to us sidelined conservative Republicans, is what President Barack Hussein Obama II is going to do in his first one hundred (100) days in office.

Following is my prediction:

1. He will announce that it is impossible to get completely out of Iraq anytime soon.
2. He will announce that he is escalating the war in Afghanistan with 60,00 additional US troops.
3. He will announce that he is going to continue providing military assistance to Israel against Hamas in Gaza.
4. He will announce that he will address the UN and ask that all diplomatic and economic ties with Iran, Syria, Russia and Venezuela be suspended until they cease supporting Hamas efforts against Israel and Al-Qaeda terrorist efforts worldwide.
5. He will announce that he is actually going to ask Congress to extend the Bush tax cuts and push for additional tax cuts across the board in an effort to fuel the economy.
6. He is going to announce that he is no longer in favor of supporting the automobile industry's labor unions in their efforts to blackmail the American taxpayer and is going to announce his support to allowing GM, Chrysler and Ford to go into a Chapter 11 bankruptcy.
7. He is going to announce that he is suspending his plans for universal healthcare and instead has asked Ted Kennedy and the Congress to investigate a plan in which "everyone" is going to have to pay something for healthcare.
8. He is going to announce that he is no longer going to back any efforts to use global warming as a hammer against the US economy and is going to opt out of the Kyoto Treaty.
9. He is going to announce that it is now clear that this country can no longer afford the costs of illegal immigration and therefore he is going to start and aggressive deportation plan and also deploy the National Guard to our boarders to shutdown the flow on new illegal immigrants.
10. He is going to announce that starting immediately that all welfare recipients over the age of eighteen (18) or anyone over the ages of thirteen(13) that is unwilling to attend school, will be put on national reconstruction work crews to rebuild our national infrastructure until the economy improves and they can find full time employment in the private sector.
11. He is going to announce that he has instructed Congress to draft and pass a very strict line item veto bill and that until it does so, he will refuse to sign any bill that has any pork whatsoever.
12. He is going to announce that he has instructed Congress to draft and pass a term limitations bill of two (2) terms for US Congress and Senate to encourage our Country to go back to the citizen democracy.
13. He is going to announce that he has instructed Congress to pass a bill that would suspend the minimum wage laws to encourage businesses to hire new employees at a market wage.

In summary, the realities of governing in the real world of 2009 as opposed to being a community organizer in Chicago and campaigning under the protection of the world press with little of no scrutiny, will hit President Barack Hussein Obama II and his new administration with hurricane force winds and leave them with very few opportunities, if any, to payback their eagerly waiting liberal mob.

And, I predict that the "show" will be very entertaining as one liberal head after another explodes in anger. It all starts January 20, 2009. Don't miss it as it will be better than network TV.